Can someonechange the channel,I know that already. Water under the bridge. No, I'mnotbitchy,despite myailment. DaddysaysI wasquite fond ofthis time. He knockson wood..Yet he hasalreadybought thepacka bigScopalthingi,againstany possiblecontractions. He meant better safe than sorry.
Time? To Play with me? Bollocks. Since Dad is on holiday he wworks twice more. Fortunately mom has got time for me otherwise I wouldn't even see the sun outside, I think. But I think also that dad will buy me a big gift to excuse himself.
Daddyhasalmostholiday,heneeds toworkonly threehours a day.And in 20days he's got fullholiday.Nowhecertainly hasmore timeto play withme.Yessssssss.I'vealreadypreparedmy ball.Or as we say in France: J'aidéjà préparéma balle.
Atthe illuminatedpoint, ittastes best. However,todayIhad toleave the waterhastily, asMomhasdiscovereda poisonoustoadnext to me, andthen she shouted with me, as I wasnotout of the waterbecause my ballstill was in. Veryannoying.Maybeyou shouldgeta fewlocals whocancut off the toadsfeet. I've heard"they" do eat such things.