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Mom just had a tantrum. A customer had brought Daddy a gaming console for repair and was immediately disappeared. When Daddy opened the unit, he was attacked by a horde of cockroaches. The largest lay dead in the enclosure. Daddy said, amused: "Oh, I understand Machinist broken." Mommy could not laugh about it. Daddy threw after he had immediately launched a gas attack literally the thing out the window. When he phoned the customer to tell him that he should be careful however, because he had a pest problem, he replied, quite coolly: "Yes, we know that we have a cockroach problem, but they do anything, also they live just behind the fridge ". To recite Emil: "Lord, please let it rain brain."
DJ has posted.
Today ist the birthday of my pal Mitch. We wish you Many Happy Returns.
I've slept through the beginning of carnival total. Maybe I should go as a lion? Hopefully there are no trigger-happy hunters. I'm not sure if lions have closed season in Europe. And a hole in the fur can be quite expensive .
DJ has posted
I've got this all from Isi and Momo. Many thanks to you my dear ones. once again I lack the words.
What do you mean this does not belong to me but to you. They are so tiny that two old farts like you can't even recognize them without glasses and you also have got such a big mouth that they would go lost in the spaces between your teeth. Ergo, they're mine. All mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine .....
addressed to you. Will you have it?
Some hate it - some love it - but everybody was waiting for it to begin. Sally proudly presents: "Projekt Wichteln" or "Santas Secret" or "Holiday Gift Exchange". I hope everone of you is joining the game. ( For those who don't know this game. Instead of buying a gift for every of your buddies, everybody is preparing one gift. So you will send your parcel to a mate which is chosen by a generator and you will get a gift from someone else. )
The rules are as usual:
1. Santas Secret should not cost more than 30$.
2. Please pack your parcel beautiful same way as you would like to receive it.
Don't matter if it is only a bone as long as it is lovely presented with a red ribbon.
You know what I mean. Please don't be disappointed if the present you'll get is
not like you have expected. It's only a game and should make fun. But I can't
remember that we have had problems last year.
3. The gifts should arrive before 2011 December 20 .
4. The draw will be generated automaticly by a so called Wichtelgenerator.
Last year some of you were disappointed cause they could not play the game with european buddies. We thought about the very high international shipping costs but tell us if you want to play with Europe. Everyone who wants to play "International Santas Secret" please write a adding note to let us know. Like every year we are also looking for "sponsors" to help one of those buddies whose Can-Openers are in a difficult situation and short of money. Please do not write this on our comment field. Send us just an email.
5. Everyone who want to join please leave a comment and send us your address to
email@example.com -- And tell your friends
6. A picture of you while unpacking the gifts on your Blog.
Now go-go-go ----- join and have fun.
You can sign in till November 30st.