December 3 2009
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Today is my birthday and I've got a parcel from Joy too.
And many emails from you all.
Thank you for all the good wishes and the presents.
Unfortunately nobody could come. What a pitty.
I came to this world two years ago today.
My God which possibillities I thought I would have, herding dog, rescue dog, police dog or guard dog.
Puppy dreams.
But instead, I ended up with two madmen. Who knows them, knows what I mean.
And what have I become??
No herding dog
No rescue dog
No police dog
No guard dog
But, I have achieved almost everything what makes a dog's life great.
The bed is mine, just like the couch, there's nothing left of their world of two. Everything was restyled appropriate for dogs. Even their clothes have changed dramatically. They also had to change over from a sportscar to a jeep. No more goofing arround on dull parties and high society meetings. Their little world has turned completely upside down.
I only drink water straight from the tap. Food always has to be served on a soft mat, or I can not eat anything as the plate makes too much noise.
I bark when I want
I sleep whenever I want
I nerve whenever I want
I ask for goodies whenever I want
In short, I do what I want, when I want, with whom I want, even if I do not want.
Trust me, that's the one and only way to rule a kingdom of your own. I am not so conceited but this Can-Openers deserve me .